bc i advise u to RAISE UR DONGER




alisonshendrixs:

an important piece of advice for future parents:

  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • just don’t even comment on it
  • your kid is well aware of their weight
  • just don’t do it

santanist:

what do you mean orange chicken isnt a fruit

grinderman2:

*white person on anon voice* so how can you say that white people can’t experience racism if i was beaten to death every day in school by my black classmates for being the ONLY white person at my school? and before you ask, YES i am black…

sasaq:

(via maho @maho885610 | Websta (Webstagram) 1, 2)

Farm meme

suctioning:

Tfw no gf (grass fertilizer)

supnikita:

what are friends for if not for telling your crush that you like them?

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